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At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it.

A guest seated next to the speaker said, “Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much.”

The speaker replied, “You don’t know my wife. The letters stand for ‘Keep It Short, Stupid’.”

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A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50.When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to forward it to the President of the United States as a joke.

The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $20 bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $20 bill, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.

However, I noticed that you sent it through the White House in Washington, DC …and those assholes deducted $30.00 in taxes.

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Counterfeit software valued at $65,000 seized, pirates may face legal action
By Chua Hian Hou

THREE computer retailers in the popular Sim Lim Square high-tech marketplace were raided on Thursday on suspicion of selling computers with pirated software.

The bust yielded more than 300 copies of high-end counterfeit Microsoft software including XP Professional and Office Professional 2003 with a street value of $65,000, said Microsoft.

The raid was carried out by the Criminal Investigation Department’s Intellectual Property Rights Branch, as well as representatives from Microsoft and its law firm Lee & Lee.

Microsoft’s lawyers are currently reviewing the evidence collected, and are expected to apply to the Courts next week for a fiat. If successful, the move would give the tech giant permission to prosecute the alleged pirates.

Another 50 Microsoft ‘certificate of authenticity’ stickers, which are also believed to be fakes, were seized.

These stickers are typically stuck onto new computers as proof that the machines are running original software.

Last November, the Straits Times reported that some dishonest computer system-builders were working with pirate syndicates to hoodwink consumers into buying high-end counterfeit software.

The programmes are so good that they are practically indistinguishable from the originals.

Read the full story in Saturday’s edition of The Straits Times.

The Australian pop duo Air Supply dominated early-’80s radio with their distinctive brand of soft, romantic ballads. Comprised of singer-songwriters Russell Hitchcock and Graham Russell, the duo’s gently harmonizing vocals and delicately constructed songcraft meshed perfectly with lush studio production to make them one of the bestselling acts of their era. This program captures a reunited Air Supply live in concert, performing a selection of smash hits that includes favorites such as “Even the Nights are Better,” “The One That You Love,” “Lost in Love,” “All Out of Love,” “Making Love Out of Nothing at All,” and many more.

Just bought a copy of this dvd! hope to recieve this dvd as soon as possible! Get it at Yesasia now!

A parody of a chatroom including an old man pretending to be a 13 year old girl!

For those of you wondering, I obviously did not make this. I found this being hosted on a friend’s website and decided to upload it. For more information about it go to http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296134/

Doctor Who is a long-running, award-winning British science fiction television programme produced by the BBC. The programme depicts the adventures of a mysterious alien time-traveller known as “the Doctor” who travels in his space and time-ship, the TARDIS, which appears from the exterior to be a blue Police box. With his companions, he explores time and space, solving problems and righting wrongs.

haha seldom watch british series 1. this is one of the series i liked! watching season 1 now

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Jensen, look what you did

Bosnian people tend to say don’t play with fire if you are not a fireman, and Jensen Huang is everything but a fireman.

We learned that Intel is really upset with a little green thing called Nvidia and that the chipset that will support Nehalem CPUs codenamed Bloomfield won’t support SLI.

This is not big news, as traditionally the X38 and X48 high end chipset in its reference boards didn’t support SLI, and yet again Intel was fine.

First generation Nehalem won’t do SLI, but it will support Crossfire, as Intel likes AMD more than Nvidia, which is kind of an awkward situation.

If there is a mechanism for Intel to remove Nvidia from its chipset list for future products, this is highly likely to happen. Just remember the Nforce 680i where Intel intentionally forgot to tell Nvidia that it changed the Yorkfield 45nm quad-cores and the final score is that Nforce 680i doesn’t run with 45nm quad-cores.

This cost Nvidia a lot of money, as it decided to swap all Nforce 680i reference designed boards for 780i and this happened when Intel was rather cold to Nvidia. It also caused an upset in the market, as not all of Nvidia’s partners got in on the upgrade scheme.

Well, Nvidia wanted a fight and a fight is what they’re going to get.

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Have you noticed that i’ve been recently posting air supply videos? Yes you’re right! air supply is coming to sg! Air Supply is a soft rock duo who had a succession of hits worldwide through the late 1970s and early 1980s. Quite a few of the classic songs such as “all out of love” “lost in love”and ” making love out of nothing at all” were considered the classic hits during the early 80s..  after 20 years and they are still standing strong!!

DATE
21 Jun 2008
Sat, 8:00PM

DURATION
Approx 90 mins

VENUE
The MAX Pavilion@Singapore Expo

TICKET PRICE (Exclude Booking Fee)
Standard - S$128, S$98, S$78, S$58

Only VISA, MasterCard, JCB Card, DINERS Card, Cash and NETS are accepted for this event.

Please add to above price $3 Booking Fee for tickets above $20 and $1 Booking Fee for tickets $20 and below. Charges include GST where applicable.
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No admission for infant in arms & child aged below 3 years old. Child 3 years old & above need to purchase ticket for admission.

* No Photography, Video recording and Audio recording is allowed for this event !
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